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Le coton filé à l’anneau est doux sur la peau, tandis que la coupe classique pis l’encolure ronde gardent le tout confortable sans avoir l’air d’un vieux chandail de lendemain de brosse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSur le devant : notre raton laveur pas trop catholique, fièrement accompagné de la mention \u003cstrong\u003e« J’CHOISIS L’CHAOS »\u003c\/strong\u003e… pis qui te fait très clairement un doigt d’honneur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eParce qu’il faut ben quelqu’un pour représenter ceux qui ont décidé que la paix, la diplomatie pis la bonne entente, c’était pas pour eux autres. 🦝🖕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eLe raton, lui, a déjà fait son choix : \u003cstrong\u003ele chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pas besoin d’explications, pas besoin de négociations. Il te regarde, te fait le doigt, pis retourne vivre sa meilleure vie dans les vidanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eParfait pour tes fins de semaine, tes soirées de jeux de société qui finissent en chicane, tes sorties où t’as pas envie de faire semblant d’être sage ou simplement pour envoyer un p’tit message subtil au monde autour de toi.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eLa construction solide, les coutures renforcées pis le ruban aux épaules permettent au t-shirt de garder sa forme lavage après lavage. 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